elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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