BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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