I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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