My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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