The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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