when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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