Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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