Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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