question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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