Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Are my feet made of real feet?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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