watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
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