If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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