I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Randomize
