just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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