There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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