I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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