...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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