I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Oh god it's open bar.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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