so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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