The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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