I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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