why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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