If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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