weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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