Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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