Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize