Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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