I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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