yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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