Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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