how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
