seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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