But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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