He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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