At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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