OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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