Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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