He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
