the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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