I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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