this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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