I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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