dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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