I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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