A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Little spoons don't ask big questions
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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