It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
We just shotgunned beers for America
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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