i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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