loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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