How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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