y did u give ur computer a hand job?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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