But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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