your parents love me but you hate me
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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