Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You have to summon your inner elephant
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
