i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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