You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize